Rasuah Sayang

~Rasuah Sayang~

当我还在英国留学时，难免会想马来西亚。这里无论如何是我的家。
虽然大马的国阵政府叫国人惭愧，但我还是很高兴当马来西亚人。

当我身在英国的时候，听到Rasa Sayang 这样的歌，必然思乡。正如我于2006年夏天返马度假时，在伦敦机场马航飞机内听到飞机师以马来语说道：
Tuan-tuan dan Puan-puan, sila mengambil perhatian...
当时，归心似箭。我已经很想念我们的Nasi Lemak了。

可是，我在英国的时候，只有Rasa Sayang，却没有Rasuah Sayang这样的歌。Rasuah Sayang于308大选期间已流传开来，可惜我没听过。直到昨天，在非常偶然情况下听到这首歌。
让我们一起唱：

Rasuah sayang,
Eh rasuah sayang sayang Eh
Heh lihat Pak Lah tidur
Rasuah sayang sayang eh

Budak Mongolia di luar pagar
Ambil C4 tolong bombkan
Saya budak baru nak mengajar
Kalau salah you duduk diam-diam

Rasuah sayang,
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat parliment
Rasuah sayang sayang eh

Parliment kita macam zoo
Penuh dengan banyak binatang
Ada beruk, monyet dan kera
Kalau pergi bawalah kacang

Rasuah sayang eh
Rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat rempit jauh
Rasuah sayang sayang eh

Khari kata rempit terer
Mereka mat cemerlang
Otaknya hendak ke mana
Mungkin nak jadi rempit di longkang

Rasuah sayang eh
Rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat polis jauh
Rasuah sayang sayang eh

Bila nak tiba hari raya
Polis kita merata-rata
Muka mereka semacam saja
Bagi IC dan ringgit Malaysia

Rasuah sayang eh
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh Malaysia hancur
Rasuah sayang sayang eh

Rasuah sayang eh
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh Malaysia hancur
Rasuah sayang sayang eh

Rasuah sayang eh
Eh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh Malaysia Boleh!!
Rasuah sayang sayang eh

好歌！！好歌！！
我觉得，如果“Malaysia Hancur”改成 “Hancurkan BN” 就更妙了。
RASUAH SAYANG!!!
NEGARA..酷...酷!!

世界十大----失縱

世界十大----失縱

1. 請越南勞工,家里貓狗會失縱!
2. 請印尼勞工,金錢會失縱!
3. 請印度勞工,金飾會失縱!
4. 請孟加拉勞工,馬來姑娘會失縱!
5. 請小龍女,丈夫會失蹤!
6. 請警察查案,証據會失蹤!
7. 請証人備案,整個家庭會失蹤!
8. 找到醫藥報告書,醫生會失蹤!
9. 安華當首相,老馬會失蹤!
10.說出真心話,你也可能會失蹤!

Blackburn Rovers 0-2 MANCHESTER UNITED

Blackburn Rovers 0-2 MANCHESTER UNITED

After I watch Mamma-Mia movie at Mid Valley, I rush back home for the match Blackburn vs Manchester United at Ewood Park.

This is re-union of Paul Ince and Sir Alex Ferguson

Wayne Rooney who injured and sub-off during mid-week champions league was surprisingly start. With using 4-3-3 tactic in this game, I'm enjoying we controlling the game majority.

Wes Brown header on first half give United leading and Rooney make it second in the net. If Darren Fletcher and Carlos Tevez do not miss the chance, it is 4-0.

I'm enjoying the game as I watching Mamma-Mia :D


Mamma mia, here I go again
My my, how can I resist you?
Mamma mia, does it show again
My, my, just how much I've missed you?

By the way, there is good news from Stadium of Light.
Which is Sunderland 1-1 Arsenal
Arsenal drops points again....
嘛嘛米娅，红魔大胜，
嗳嗳，枪手不胜。。。

I love Mamma Mia~

I love Mamma Mia~

There are so many movies I watched in this year, however the movie I most enjoy is
~MAMMA MIA~

The story scene capture is at an island (in US I guess) surrounded with beautiful beach. I'm really enjoy with the blue colour sea. I almost jump into the screen when seeing Suphia (Main character) dive into the very beautiful sea.

Beautiful sea + pretty Suphia (Amanda Seyfried) = perfect

Beside, I really enjoy the songs in the movie. The songs make me joy and smile in the whole movie. It really differents with those funny movie which simply make you laugh only but mostly meaningless.

I wish I could travel to the beach in the movie one day.

Do Not Negligent The Life Body Which Did Not Die After Bleeding For One Week

CAUTION:

Do Not Negligent The Life Body Which Did Not Die After Bleeding For One Week!!!

Refer to my Chinese posted on 1 October (台湾行政院长刘兆玄的金玉"凉"言) , the President of Soochow University Liu Chao-shiuan said:
Do Not Negligent The Life Body Which Did Not Die After Bleeding For One Week...
对流血一周仍然不死的动物千万不能大意…

Today, I read a post from a female blogger, the following is what she post.

100 reasons why She PROUD to be a women

1. Working / Earning not mandatory.
2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.
3. We don't have to bother on mobile bills.
4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying.
5. We don't have to stand on the queue to get tickets.
6. We can sleep our way to the top of the class.
7. We don't have to worry about the purse when we shop with men.
8. We can marry rich and then not have to work.
9. We never have to pay when we go out on dates.
10. Men take us on all expense paid trips.

11. We always get place to sit when using public transport.
12. Easy to get a ride.
13. Men hold the door open for us.
14. Jewels looks good on us.
15. We lie better.
16. We're better manipulators.
17. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch.
18. We always have food in the fridge.
19. We don't worry about losing our hair.
20. We always get to choose the movie.

21. We don't have to mow the lawn.
22. We don't have to take out the garbage.
23. We don't have to paint the house or walls.
24. If we need our boyfriends just a missed call is enough.
25. We can easily show our disappointments or disapprovals.
26. We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole.
27. Men unlock our side of the car first - a real bonus when its cold.
28. Even strangers shows care if we are in trouble. Men have to manage themselves.
29. Men are like tiles, lay 'em right the first time you can walk all over em forever.
30. We can cry in public. Men cant.

31. We don't feel shy to cry.
32. We don have worry if we lose the fight.
33. Sweat is sexy on us.
34. We never run out of excuses.
35. You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often.
36. We can borrow clothes or accessories from our friends.
37. We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back.
38. We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time because men screw up so often.
39. We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner.
40. Women are cleaner.

41. We know how to make up stories.
42. We're better arguers.
43. We don't always have to think with our genitals.
44. We don't have to worry if we are plump. Men still like us.
45. We're better parents.
46. We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night.
47. There's never a shortage of ready, willing, and able men.
48. We're flexible.
49. When women get upset, we don't destroy property or hurt people - we just take it out on the world in general because we can.
50. Easy to make friendships.

51. Much easy to get a date.
52. Men have to be in uniform.
53. We can do makeup anywhere
54. If we do heavy purchase we don't have to carry those things. Men are there.
55. It generally takes us less to get drunk.
56. We have a higher tolerance to pain.
57. We often get to cut in line (Queue).
58. Most women actually look good in short shorts - men DON'T.
59. Better tips.
60. Women who don't wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, it's rather disgusting

61. We have mastered civilized eating - we don't embarrass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public.
62. Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting - thank heaven for long pants and perfume!
63. We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want.
64. We don't have excessive amounts of body hair.
65. We don't spend 45 minutes on the toilet.
66. We don't bother if our IQ level is less. Just a smile is enough.
67. We are always smart.
68. We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return.
69. We don't have to lie to boast ourselves better.
70. Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us.

71. Women sweat less.
72. Women smell better.
73. When women make their boyfriends mad, we don't have to waste money on flowers or cards
74. Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats.
75. We don get charged if we tease men in public.
76. We can be late to the office.
77. We don't get embarrassed when buying tampons.
78. We're better gossips.
79. We have better fashion sense.
80. We're better shoppers.

81. We don't have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man.
82. Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping with anyone.
83. Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna tell you)
84. We're all sitting on a gold mine - we know it and use it to our extreme advantage.
85. We don't have to drive when on a date.
86. An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just ugly.
87. We can search for hours together in a shop not necessary to buy.
88. Don't have to maintain great physique.
89. Women look better naked
90. We know that rhythm doesn't only pertain to dancing.

92. Women do less time for violent crimes.
93. Women don't have to worry about not being able to get it up.
94. There are many hands to lift us when we slip to ground. Poor men they have to get up on their own.
95. And we don't have to feel shy about falling down.
96. Women's conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep ok then bye"
97. Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood.
98. The remote control is not an extension of ourselves.
99. Women are sexier.
100. We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it..........!!!

^^!!
So....Beware....Becareful Guys~~

The above statement is joke and for fun and to make you laugh...no offensive.
ladies and gentlemen, never take it serious. :)

Aalborg BK 0-3 MANCHESTER UNITED

Aalborg BK 0-3 MANCHESTER UNITED

United gain 3 points against AaB at Denmark, however it was a costly victory. Three substitutes was used because of Scholesy, Wazza and Rafael injury.

Scholes was confirmed will be sideline for 10 weeks.

I'm surprise with Rafael starts and his performed was amazing. He is very confidence in ball tackling, crossing and even shooting. Unfortunately he was sub-off at 2nd half due to injury.

After Rooney scored at 22min, the most exciting is Berbatov scored twice at 55min and 79min. Finally, Berba scored!!! But in my opinion, he yet to melt himself into United. He was a bit quiet at first half, although he nets twice at second half.

It is great that United is top in Champions League Group E now.
COME ON UNITED!!!

Berba scored!!!

台湾行政院长刘兆玄的金玉"凉"言

台湾行政院长刘兆玄的金玉"凉"言

看了我堂兄Email给我关于刘兆玄的金玉"凉"言，还真叫我喷饭。
再次与大家分享，惟想博君一笑。^^

@ 我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇,前途一片光明,但是出路没有。
@ 钱不是问题,问题是我没有钱。
@ 一山不能容二虎,除非一公和一母。
@ 宁愿相信世间有鬼,也不能相信男人的那张嘴!
@ 对流血一周仍然不死的动物千万不能大意…
@ 男人的谎言可以骗女人一夜,女人的谎言可以骗男人一生!
@ 女人无所谓正派,正派是因为受到的引诱不够。
@男人无所谓忠诚,忠诚是因为背叛的筹码太低…
@ 我和超人的唯一区别是:我把内裤穿在裤子里面。
@ 我身在江湖,江湖却没有关于我的传说…
@ 水至清则无鱼,人至贱则无敌。
@ 喝醉了我谁也不服,我只要扶墙。
@ 避孕的效果:不成功,便成人。
@ 问世间情为何物？一物克一物。
@ 生,容易。活,容易。生活不容易。
@ 一个人并不孤单,想一个人时才孤单。
@ 我不是随便的人,但随便起来就不是人。
@ 骑白马的不一定是王子,可能是唐僧; 　
@带翅膀的不一定 是天使,也可能是'鸟人'。
@ 流氓不可怕,就怕流氓有文化。
@ 水能载舟,亦能煮粥!
@ 聪明的女人对付男人,而笨女人对付女人.